http://news.yahoo.com/cruise-captain-says-tripped-lifeboat-couldnt-153914621--abc-news.html

I know how he feels one time I ‘tripped’ into bed and missed my class. lol.

What me and the Amish have in common? We both love Hooters.

What me and the Amish have in common? We both love Hooters.

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I wanna pet mouse

I wanna pet mouse

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I wanna pet mouse

I wanna pet mouse

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skyrimstan: this legit made me laugh oh man submission by some douchebag I MEAN cole-motherfucking-phelps

skyrimstan:

this legit made me laugh oh man

submission by some douchebag I MEAN cole-motherfucking-phelps

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collegehumor: SPOTTED: The rare Snow Leopard Cougar The only thing she likes fresher than her men is snow.

collegehumor:

SPOTTED: The rare Snow Leopard Cougar

The only thing she likes fresher than her men is snow.

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